Shopping Quotes

People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." Elayne Boosler-

The other line moves faster.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
-- Bo Derek

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
-- Erma Bombeck

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
Julia Child

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Henny Youngman

Where we used to build civilizations we now have shopping malls.